Long considered one of the hardest partiers of the entire show staff (perhaps rivaled in drinking prowess only by Lee Tockar), Mitch "Coronate A Bitch" Larson has issued a challenge to the entire community, following his experiences at BABScon 2014. His challenge: create a convention that no one would logically survive - a week long Ponystock.
Larson; seen here in his natural habitat (with wings and on his 12th pitcher of beer), has been on a
Since the call for the party to end all parties has gone out, groups from all over the fandom have begun to rally to the call, as the challenge must be heard. Rudimentary plans have begun to be hashed out, including location and entertainment; with such locales as Hawaii, and Detroit Michigan have been suggested as possible venues.
Steffan Andrews has suggested the event be held at a theme park, to be dubbed "Mane Six Flags". The nameless event (it is currently tied between "MA LarsCon" and "HorseStock") is quickly becoming the "must-do" event of the decade, and experts predict casualties from dehydration, alcohol poisoning, and rectal hemorrhaging to be in the hundreds.
Speculated guests to this event beyond the man himself, include Andrew WK and Jack Black, as well as perennial con-guest Peter New. Few other candidates have been cleared by physicians of being capable of the physical demands of managing an entire week of non-stop alcohol, fried food, and loud brony music.
Ideas and support continue to pour in for the con, and staff members have acquired a shipment of cyanide pills to be distributed to volunteers in case of capture.
At press time, /mlp/ has already begun preparations for hiring busloads of exotic dancers who will be on-staff to keep VIPs hydrated and attended to at all times.
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