Hasbro Releases 2013 annual report - MLP rakes in $650M by



Ever Johnny-on-the-spot, Sweetiebot sent us a link to the 2013 "How many shekels did Hasbro Rake In" report that was recently released. And to exactly 0 surprise, pony is plastered all over the damn thing. A Quick ctrl+f finds 27 mentions of pony in a 120 page pamphlet.
Check it out, and sit tight while we get our top economists to break down the numbers.
Some of this info we knew, but some we likely didn't.
http://viewer.zmags.com/publication/95f88138#/95f88138/1

That z-mag software is god-awful though, here, have a pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/view/96x13kjs88ayzjy/pages.pdf


According to the Data, which we will likely mess up below, MLP raked in 650 million dollars at the register last year. Which is absolutely insane. By comparison, that's approximately the Gross Domestic Product of the entire country of Samoa.


>girls
>implying



>traditional
>wholesome

In other news, Littlest Pet Shop is dying, and My Little Pony is carrying the team.
It's too bad they don't make Dan Vs. products.
Or Dan Vs. episodes.

Comments (5)

  1. > making white & pink Nerf guns for grills

    Kind of pointless if you ask me, since there's already a lot of female Nerf enthusiasts.

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    1. "This plastic piece of crap has pink on it? I definitely want one now!"
      -Every Girl Never

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  2. BRING BACK DAN VS.!!!!

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  3. The one good/bad thing about corperations, as long as ponies make them shekels the ride never ends as long as the ride never ends ponies make them shekels. The beast feeds itself.

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  4. I saw two words that nearly made me shit bricks:

    ONE DIRECTION.

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