|12 hours in MS paint|
The Everfree Network staff members are not on that list. But that didn't stop them from trying.
|What we plan to do for Nathan's bachelor party|
Oh right, the article. Sorry.
Well have you ever wondered what women do? Well they have a bachelorette party. Now you're probably thinking "They probably do boring stuff right? L-like braid each other's hair and have pillow fights? n-naked, hehe. Right?" Oh you have never been so wrong, reader. They do crazy shit. We're talking male strippers, jello shots from light sockets, table dancing in high heels, naked tickle fights, tampon tosses, etc. You name it, some drunk white women have probably done it at one of these things.
|not all of that is alcohol|
It seems that EFN staff members are not above these traditions of bullshit, either. In fact, staff member Cayci Somethinurother attended one last night. And she also was on twitter. Ladies, remember that tweeting and partying should never mix. It can result on you being on a news article.
|Well at least she was sorry|
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Not only were cum custard penis pops available at this festival, but so were fun games like "Pin the dildo in the right hole" and everyone's favorite "Guy Points" (or something to that degree, the title of the game really isn't explained)
|They racked up a total of 127|
That's when some of the posts got a bit more provocative. Look we here at horse news are all about sucking polls and all that, it's some staff members' livelihoods. Twitter, however, is not a place to show off your talents with candy.
But do you want to know what the weirdest moment was? Ya, this wasn't the end of it. Oh they went even further. This is the kind of thing trashy internet sights dream of. I mean seriously, this is a bold step, I can't believe we're getting away with it. Well, look! Link and all.
|Joking? Well shit, she deleted it|
It's remarkable someone would even post this on twitter at all. Not to mention, even if it is a joke, it's still going to have consequences beyond an outrageous bill. Real or not, it will bite someone in the ass, and hopefully it's the whole site! You know this could really turn out ok. Gullible bronies will more than likely believe EFN's cover up, like the american public normally does about everything. People you have been shown the light, now spread it to the masses!
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