While a solid 99 percent of these should go completely ignored, we were recently sent a link to a topic very near and dear to us: our overwhelming amounts of privilege. Once and for all, you can finally determine if everything those Social Justice Warriors have been yelling at you has been true or not, with a concrete privilege percentage score. We here at Horse-News recently had our staff take the exam, and were shocked at the results.
Especially because it turns out, we aren't privileged at all in fact. How could this possibly be? Doesn't the fact that many of us are white heterosexual males make us the most privileged beings to walk the face of the Earth? Let's take a look at some of the head-scratchers.
White? Absolutley. Well, maybe a little on the tan side thanks to this marvelous invention called sunlight, but white I cannot deny.
"I have never been discriminated against because of my skin color".
While typically this may be correct, luckily we've been to tumblr and have been the "victim" of hate-speech directed at "Privileged White Scum".
"I have never been the only person of my race in a room".
You've literally never been alone in a room before? Who is checking that box?
Most basement dwellers don't even CHANGE their clothes more than once a month, much less BUY them.
Our editors have skipped Taco Bell 4th meal many times due to a lack of change in the cupholder. Our struggle is real.
There's just a myriad of things here. STILL Married? Who said they were married to begin with? Again with the hate buzzfeed. Maybe you should check your privilege, I have this neat little quiz you can try...
It is a tough life for those who identify as "horsefuckers".
The list drags on and on, but in the end, you get to finally see just how truly, shamefully privileged you are. Just look at this monster we have working on staff!
Go ahead and take the quiz, then tell us how privileged you are.