Celebrity Guest for Saturday's Episode? by

The twenty-second episode of season 4, entitled "Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3," will air this Saturday.  While this fact alone is nothing special, Meghan McCarthy and The Hub have both hinted that we may see a certain well-known musical artist make a guest voice appearance in the episode.


...No, it's not Justin Bieber, ya dingus.  It is none other than the greatest rapper of our generation, a man who, even in his late 30's, manages to consistently stay at the top of the rap game.

That's right folks, our "team of analysts" at Horse News have concluded through "investigative reporting" that this week's episode will feature none other than Tauheed Epps, better known by his stage name "2 Chainz."

Now, of course, we're not EqD, so you horse lovers won't just blindly believe everything we post on our site (yet...).  However, there is no doubting the evidence that has flowed out of social media within the last few days.
"Niggas be worried 'bout history, but I just stay smokin' dis tree"
-2 Chainz, "Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3"
The first bit of evidence comes directly from the Hub Network's >Facebook page.  If you are able to ignore the autist posting the completely unrelated picture comment and the 248 autists that liked it, you can notice some key facts about the picture.  First, COUNT DEM CHAINZ. There's two of them.  "But that's probably just a coincidence, or a joke, right?" Oh, that makes sense.  Just a clever homage to...
Oh, wait, the fucking HAT too?  Why would they put all that detail into that picture of Pinkie?

"But Pinkie Pie already has a VA!" As 2 Chainz would so elegantly put it, "Truuuuuu."  However, 2 Chainz could just as easily be worked in as his own pone.
Early concept art?
There is, however, a second option.  Know which pony said to be featured in the song doesn't have a canon voice yet?
"Make a record on dat ass like turntable, criminal records on dat ass like a thesis paper!
-2 Chainz, "Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3"
Either way, we'll find out this Saturday.

Our second piece of evidence is a Tweet by Meghan McCarthy, shown below:
18 Retweets, 35 Favorites, 2 Chainz
Gold chains, eh? Chains being plural?  Now, which famous rapper is known for wearing more than one gold chain?

In case you're still not convinced, we have two more hard facts to present to you.  First, this is episode #22 in this season. 22. That's two twos. Two twos, 2 Chainz.

We here at Horse News are certainly excited and can't wait to see 2 Chainz's voice work in the
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/2-chainz-charged-with-felony-drug-possession-20140403
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE HORSE NEWS DESK: "Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3" has been pushed back due to "production reasons." More on this as it develops.

Comments (2)

  1. Fedoras look awful even on Pinkie.

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    1. Would still cum inside.

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