Breaking News: Seth Finally Goes to Bed by toxopom
This evening Sethisto was finally coaxed into going to bed after spending the past few years in a caffeine-fueled state of semi-wakefulness, thanks to a rather relaxing hypnosis video starring his favourite cartoon horse. General reactions varied from horror and disgust as to why the fandom's patron saint of virginity would be looking for pony hypnosis on the internet in the first place, to that sudden feeling of unimaginable terror felt by EqD's staffers as they realized that they would actually have sift through emails and write articles by themselves for once without their mentor to guide them.
Doctors have been unable to confirm whether or not this truly is the long sought after cure for insomnia, but if you're feeling especially brave tonight you can download the file from this not at all suspicious link.
MLPcritic told me that the post wouldn't be complete without me calling Final Draft a faggot, so there you have it.