Draco--who formed BlueScreenBronies (now the
Bowel Movements Button Mashers) after Equestria Gaming told him where to lube it up and gently shove it--is pretty pissed about his senpai's dethroning, and has taken to using Twitter as the publisher of his next novel.
MRSA, BABScon fever is spreading fast, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it, and that's got Draco's jimmies pretty rustled. So rustled that he burned through 20GB of his phone's data overage writing this fucking impossibly long rant 140 characters at a time.
In it, he tells us a whole bunch of completely true facts:
- Internet at any hotel anywhere costs $1,000 a day.
- If you threaten EFN, they'll get the FBI on your asses. They've got connections.
PVLEverybody loves making cheap Jew jokes at Draft's expense.
- BABScon committed about 15 federal felonies, including violations of the Civil Rights Act, by persecuting Draft's right to be a
shekel-grubbing hebemedia professional.
|Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?|
It isn't just Draco that's ham-fistedly schlicking their persecution-boners at BABScon, though. A Tumblr warrior by the name of "Saint Cheshire" posted a lengthy rant about having to shield an innocent child from a wild and dangerously fat child molester at the con:
Won't somebody please think of the children?
The post was later deleted (and the blog replaced with Nicolas Cage pictures), but nonetheless had been shared over 20,000 times across the Tumblrverse.
Many have accused the OP of making up the post for useless Internet points, but a few intrepid reporters decided to get to the bottom of things and ask the booth owner themselves. Here's their response:
So, while it looks like the story may be at least partly true, the people involved never even told the BABScon staff about the situation, so they never had a chance to deal with it.
Never mind facts, though...the torches are lit and the pitchforks are out of storage, with the story even being favorited by an interesting source:
That's right folks, the questionably-true story about the child molester following around a little girl was favorited by none other than MLP-MSP, affectionately known to the fandom as "DraftCon", as it's co-chaired by Mike "Final Draft" Bernstein himself. Being the Jerk that he is, he's apparently taking every opportunity to ham up this controversy, if it makes his con look a little better by comparison.
Lawyer up, you goddamn sexy Golden Gates, because there's a shitstorm a-comin'.