|If only life was this nice...NOW IT CAN BE|
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The Movoto real estate blog, under the "novelty real estate" category I might add, released an entry about the sale of an actual, real life, honest to god recreation of Twilight's Treehouse. The treehouse will be available for sale in Moorefield, West Virginia. The location was picked for several reasons, including nearby forests, apple acres, small population, and even to the point of it's proximity to "Manehattan" (Manhatten) and "Fillydelphia" (Philadelphia).
|Because West Virginians are the pinnacle of tolerance|
As for the size of the house? The blog has done their homework again. Using the "8 ft candy cane method", they've calculated the entire property as being 1,009 squared feet. Then after looking over other houses in the area and getting in touch with the community, they've estimated a price of $110 per square feet, bringing the total of $111,343. And if you, like every other member of the fandom, used your Hasbro brand Handy Dandy Rockefeller Exchange Bit Machinge (now with added Rainbow Power!), you'd know that comes out to 55,671 bits.
|Richfags pay up|
The real question about the tree house is what will happen next? Will the property come with it's own green and purple slave? Will we be provided horses or will we have to buy our own and spray paint them? Will the neighbors come over for spaghetti dinners? More importantly, will they actually build the damn thing before they sell it?
Only one thing is sure though. Humanity has gone too far. The ride will never end.
|"Want to come inside my house, anon?" Y-yes ma'am|
Horse-News would like to let the buyer of the home know that we will stalk you and take over your property no matter what you do. Also I call dibs on the top bunk