|OH BOY I GET TO POST THIS AGAIN|
Saturday has arrived, and a new episode along with it. And yes, this is another Fluttershite episode. And yes, I'm going to write this one. Hey, this one was at least bearable. You learn to not expect anything of CMC episodes after watching them all. Oh, don't look at me like that. As if you wouldn't have done the exact same thing in my position. I was cold and hungry, and I needed a nap. I don't have to listen to these wild allegations! I'm just going to proceed with the episode recap.
As for why this is out on Sunday, that's because... Shut up.
At the time of writing, the best episode link is here.
The episode starts with Flutterbutt giving the other 5 a brief run-through of what will be happening. It turns out that a bunch of animals approximately the size of butterflies called the "Breezies" will be migrating through their small town. Apparently the "Breezies" need a soft wind, or a "breeze" (hence the name) in order to migrate. Rainbow Dosh and two other pegasi are in charge of creating the breezes themselves. Said pony tests the wind by shoving her hoof into her mouth. You know how you lick your finger to test the wind direction? That doesn't actually work. It's a load of shit. All it tells you is that your finger is wet.
|Goddamnit Hasbro stop making it easy to shop dicks into your show|
...What? What's the pollen about all of a sudden? Are they supposed to function like bees or something?
Right after this vague explanation, Whitehorse shows up in an outfit that could roughly be described as being "the cause of Snowflake's eyesight". Upon being told that she's retarded and needs to take it off, she turns out to be wearing an equally blinding number right under that. Clearly, Rarity uses CILIT BANG in her washing.
|BANG, AND YOUR EYES ARE GONE|
The leader of the pack (apparently male, but you wouldn't know), who goes by the name Seabreeze, reveals that they are actually a sentient race that normally speak a language vaguely similar to Swedish, with accents to match, and that he's fully aware that the team he's leading are a bunch of lazy, childish retards. Spike interjects to reveal that this was his fault, and is easily forgiven, this being Yellowquiet and all. When asked if they're ready to go again, the
I can sum up the next 5 minutes in one short paragraph... Flutterbutt accomodates for their every need, giving them drinks, food and knitted clothing etc. Every time she asks when they're ready to go, they make up a problem such as having a cold, being tired or needing more time in general. Yellowquiet believes them every time, and they end up throwing a party of some kind. Everyone except their leader, that is, who urges them to get going every time, repeatedly getting ignored and going off on two long rants in his vaguely Swedish language that according to Yellowbutt didn't contain family friendly language. Nobody can blame him.
|Sluta slösa tid era lata jävlar!|
|That's not funny, my brother died that way|
With the extra numbers, they travel the breeze, finally making it to the mouth of some cave that contains a rapidly shrinking portal. They go through, and the Breezies turn out to have their own town and everything, that looks like the Jockey's Town from that one episode from The Simpsons. And hey, it turns out that Seabreeze actually has a wife and kid! That's pretty neat, right?
|Of course, this one image sparked a huge debate over Breezie|
Gender Differentiation when the truth is IT'S NOT IMPORTANT
|GOOD OLD-FASHIONED PORN (NSFW, obviously)|