|Official picture of April Davis|
Davis is striving to eliminate the day of April 1 from the calendar for reasons linked to the day's significance. She claims that the unofficial holiday on April 1, known as "April Fools Day," is a direct personal attack on her.
|Le fooled face, allegedly originally targeted at April Davis|
Davis attempted to file a lawsuit against the Gregorian calendar, but her (parents') lawyer informed her that the United States court system does not allow cases against inanimate objects.
|Vending machines have killed 37 people. Not a single machine has been convicted. Where is your justice now?|
"The Gregorian calendar has been in use since 1582. You can't just change it like that. And the custom of April Fools Day dates back to the B.C. era, millenia before this girl was born. How can she think it makes fun of her personally?"
|Rough translation: "I ain't sayin' she a fool, but she the type of bitch to give Nero a Nobel Peace Prize"|