|You heard the man.|
Over the past few months, HN has grown quite a bit. In fact we're positively swelling. So much in fact that we have started getting blocked by certain institutions under pretext of vulgar language (where as other sites are being blocked due to pornography). Hey, no argument there. But, it would be a shame if you were unable to get your hourly fix of our garbage, JUST because the site is blocked at your elementary school. (I'm talking to YOU Jimmy. Just wait till you get home so you can use the internet with adult supervision.)
Luckily, we checked our calendars, and this is the fucking future, where there is no need to miss anything ever for any reason. Thanks to our dedicated team of hard-hitting high-impact sexy action news reporters, you can get HN bile just about everywhere now. Like where you ask?
Well take a look:
|Remember kids, fabricating the news or publishing negative stories is bad.|
When I say we're coming everywhere, I mean everywhere. In your bed, in your, lap, even in your pants. Anywhere you've got a laptop or cellphone.
Seriously. We can't think of many other ways to give it to you (next step is making a print edition), so tell us where you want it when it comes out.
First up: Feedly. If somehow you know what it is; we've got you covered.
Not *le mainstream enough for you? Never fear. We have a *le reddit bot, that autoposts our shit to the following leddits. "r/realmlpnews" is actually a stream of 20 different sites all conglomerated on one feed automatically.
The stuff that is strictly HN piles up here:
Inb4 someone asks "Why don't you post it on /r/mylittlepony" or "mlpnews" or blah blah blah.
Fun Fact: Horse News is banned from the majority of MLP Reddits because our articles have bad words.
Go try to post an HN link on /r/mylittlepony, you'll get a hilarious nazi-mod notification.
Do you use tumblr? We don't! But we've got a bot who does!
Are you normal and have real friends (or celebrites you like to pretend are friends because they retweet you)? Well then these are probably right up your alley. The currently non-scruffied twitter account and facebook account instantly notify you of any new posts.
Sometimes we do videos. Sometimes we do videos WELL. It's rare but it happens. We've got a link for that.
Sometimes we do videos live. Often they are terrible. This is where that happens.
Lastly here's a link to the RSS of this site so that you can
And that's about it. The admins can't think of any other ways to give it to you. We even tried making an Android app. And it worked. But we might just revisit that when we don't suck quite as much at it.