It plays out like a normal episode until about 4 minutes in when AJ gets a little out of character when mentions that she forgot to tell Apple bloom that if she wants a spoon she needs to open the spoon drawer. Now either Apple bloom is an inbred idiot or AJ is making excuses to go to back the house. I like to think the previous, but the latter is more likely.
|Hurr, Apul Bwoom|
So when Apple Bloom runs away with the pies, Applejack realizes three things: Apple Bloom is in legitimate danger, Apple Bloom can't handle being babied any more, and that Applejack still wants to baby somebody. That's when the mission becomes more than just about rescuing Apple Bloom: It also becomes mission PreggerJack.
|That map isn't the only thing she sucked that day.|
|Applejack isn't even trying to be inconspicuous anymore.|
But no, instead we instantly skip ahead to the swamp village where AJ is still wearing the boots. Tell me, how comfortable would thigh high boots be after multiple hours of travel in a humid, fiery swamp be? Shit, if I were AJ I'd take those things off as soon as I could. It's not like they were leaving the town right away either, they had pies to sell. The only reason she'd want to keep those on is to have better chances at seducing one of the colts into a one night stand. After AJ tells her sister she's ready for more responsibility she lets her take more pie orders as she sneaks off to get that redneck wang. Without Big Mac or Granny Smith in sight sneaking off would have been easy.
|Applejack's mind is elsewhere moments before the great hickdickening.|
Heck, we've already destroyed Apple Jack's waifu honor, let's take it a step further: in order to increase her chances of getting pregnant, AJ slept with every male she could possibly find, maybe even all at once, so her sister wouldn't get worried and start looking for her. Yup, we're looking at a redneck pony gang bang here folks. I think my job here is done! You're welcome for the pure waifu head canon destruction. *tips fedora*