After recieving the crushing news that Bronycon 2014 would be being held in Baltimore once again, as opposed to the Lunar surface, as Con-Chair Josh Dean once promised, some good news has surfaced. In addition to learning to put the rave in the basement where it cannot possibly break the floor, the convention planners plan on allowing for a trackless train to shuttle congoers around the convention center in style.
The train, officially named "The Wild Ride" will haul ass and asses through the hallways of the Baltimore Convention Center, servicing the various panel rooms on the upper levels. When asked who would be conducting this miniature "Friendship Express", sources confirm it will be a fat man in a skeleton costume with a top hat. Mister Bones is ecstatic to be involved in this year's convention, noting that once the shuttle rides begin, they will not end. Mr. Bones, a man of few words, informed us that he will not be making any stops once passengers are safely aboard the ride, and may in fact speed up if they try to abandon the vehicle. This is sure to be a highlight of the 2014 Convention year.
ALL ABOARD! NEXT STOP, NEVER.