After recent changes in our policies, the head staff at Horse News has decided to allow new
fags writers to once again fill the holes that currently plague our ranks. Do you think you have what it takes to write for us? Well, if so, scroll down and look to your right for the applications page.
|Are you the NEXT Trenderhoof?|
Feel free to include writing samples, lists of things you hate, anonymous threats of physical violence, images of full-frontal nudity, a technical skillsheet, bribes, and links to your online accounts. These things won't necessarily help you in any way but we can't blame you for wanting to include them.
We're going to get applications like THIS we just know it.