That's right, the NCAA gave three Oklahoma football players a temporary suspension for excessive consumption of spaghetti.
While little is known about the guilty players, we are assuming that their love of pasta has some sort of relation to their potential enjoyment of a certain children's cartoon involving poly-chromatic miniature equines. What other reason would they have for dealing with large quantities of noodles?
The players each had to donate
|It was about that time that I noticed the NCAA was about 500 feet tall and from the Paleolithic Era!|