MANE 6 ALICORNS: IT'S 'HAPPENING' (UPDATE) by

Oh you think this is a joke?
Remember the dozens of crack pot theories and stories surrounding the Twilicorn incident? Tears were she, friendships broken, trust further shattered between fans and Hasbro, and generally everyone was being autistic. 

One of the theories that arose from this was that ALL of our favorite ponies, and Rarity, were going to become Alicorn princesses due to their special bond (or immortality, or Celestia's demands, or blah blah blah). Most believed this to be only a myth or completely fake, but let's not forget that Twilicorn, Equestria Girls, AND IT'S SEQUEL were false as well. Yes, the proposed idea of all the girls becoming Alicorns was completely outrageous...until now that is.


They theory gained credibility some time ago with this picture of worst pony Rarity, the toy version, decked out with her horn and a brand new set of wings


....Well shit. Okay, okay this is just a bump in the road right? Might be fake but eh, what are we going to do. However, everything changed today when a hawk-eyed anon posted this on /mlp/.

standard /mlp/ reactions
Closer, 120p pic from OP
[internal sigh] You know what? It's probably nothing, right? Just some faggot anon on /mlp/ looking to rustle some jimmies with a faked pic. So we here at Horse-News forced our slave cum dumpster intern Scoots to validate this in the last episode. And it's true folks, it's absolutely there. 

In the shitty left over number from Equestria Girls that was put in Pinkie Pride, skip to 20 MINUTES 33 SECONDS and you'll see Alicorn Rarara in all her glory. Alright, so this could just be another animation error, correct. We've had tons and tons of these things, including several Alicorn errors, two of which have appeared this season. However, this has never happened on a major character, and the speculations surrounding all of the characters becoming Alicorns is just to great. Many have suggested that the puppet, or vector, or whatever you animators call it, from the last episode was accidentally placed in here in a hurry. Another thought is that a total bro-tier animator is warning of us as shit to come. However, with out any other info, we should assume this is just a another-

Sauce

*UPDATE*
How could you two be so foolish!

I mean right on Twitter! Guize your not good at secrets! Now you've totally confirmed it!

RON PAUL ALERT
I REPEAT
IT'S ALL OVER
IT'S ALL OVER
TELL MY WAIFU I LOVE HER
*gunshot*

From all of us here at Horse-News, we'd like to tell you that no matter what happens, we'll always love you. Unless you liked EQG, in which case go fuck yourself.

Comments (57)

  1. The ride may never end, but it could and probably will crash and explode into flames. Everybody will die but they'll still be on the ride for all eternity in their anguished undead glory.

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    1. /mlp/ on the front row taking most of the impact, the rest of the fandom will follow in time. We will all go down in a blaze of glory.

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    2. Thing is that most people that are still in the fandom and watching don't actually give any shits about quality at all. I mean, most of the fandom actually thinks EG was good, even /mlp/ has such people. S3 and S4 are both weak seasons and pretty much everyone goes around claiming everything's great. No matter what bullshit Hasbro pulls at this point, these people are going to rationalize it, ignore it or just claim that it was good. It's basically a semi-religious following at this point.

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  2. Well, if this is the final season, it was nice knowing you, fellow gentlemen. Hopefully G5 will be a continuation of FiM but in the future. Maybe for the offsprings of the bronies? Who knows. I just hope the ride crashes in a good finale.

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    1. Oh no there's a 5th season. You'll all just have to live with this shit

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    2. Well, its like Shrek or Saw, Shrek 5 was cancelled because Shrek was busy and Saw ended because 6 blew and they wanted to have 8.

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    3. Considering S5 is being made right now I think it'll happen

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    4. >implying that Hasbro will not keep milking the franchise for money and never letting it die

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    5. But anyway, my waifu will become a partying alicorn.
      shit. *cries in a corner for my waifu*

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  3. The ride never ends.

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  4. Well, it was nice knowing all of you

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  5. It Will Never End, Unless The World Ends.

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  6. http://i.minus.com/iWJyVg1SwtRe5.gif

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  7. Come on! We all saw this coming from miles!

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  8. "Twilight will not outlive her friends"... because they'll be immortal too.

    https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/323513777427468288

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    1. Wasn't it always obvious?

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  9. welp, looks like I'm on the look out for a new waifu. THANKS HASBRO

    I-I'll miss you Rarity ;_;

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  10. fuck you too hasbro

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  11. Oh look
    It's raining

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  13. Where is the last image in this post from? The text, that is.

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    1. From the amazingly reliable source of "OMG guyz I'm a show writer posting on /mlp/, here's a pic with some text in it that confirms thing I'm telling you! Also my dad works at Valve!"

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    2. He works at Mojang, thank you

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    3. No seriously, what's the source on the last image of text?

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    4. I wasn't even joking up until the part with Valve. That was the actual source. Some guy. On /mlp/. Posted claiming to be a writer. Posted image of text. No sources given.

      OMG GUYZ ERRYONE PANIC!!

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    5. Hilarious. A few minutes ago, I e-mailed the blog. Maybe I'll get an answer there.

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    6. Look sunny I don't think you're getting this. Take the time to look at the comments below mine, and maybe you'll figure it out? Okay?

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    7. I'm not fucking with you Jordan. That is the exact source of that image. That is where it first appeared before being passed along from one person to the next on 4chan. It has no other known source except that. Someone posted it claiming to be a writer, no other citations were given. No sources.

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  14. Alright then. I guess everyone was right. Horse News no longer only posts articles like this for Onion style parodies and laughs, it's actually trying to cause real drama and isn't even funny about it.

    Guess this blog was fun while it lasted, but it's shit now.

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    1. Implying it wasn't shit since the beginning

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    2. Well it's getting worse I have to say. It started out more entertaining, but now it seems to be straining for things to say and instead of being above the drama is posting about it and perpetuating it more than anything.

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    3. Pretty sure some of the first stories were about Panda Rings, Rides never ending and drama like that.

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    4. They were more in parody than this one is. That image being posted near the end just makes this more drama inducing.

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    5. I gotta agree with the Anons, MLP Critic. This website is kill. Who's fucking side are you on?

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    6. Why the fuck does their have to be a side? I'll stand on whatever ground I want. I'll be a drama causing faggot in one article, Onion in another, and when needed I've actually brought real news.

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    7. Well I mean, as real as news about a little girls show can get

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    8. Fair enough. You CAN stand on whatever ground you want, but that doesn't mean you SHOULD; we don't live in Should-Land.

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    9. >Creating drama about creating drama

      *insert constanza face*

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    10. ↑This guy give me lels↑

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  15. Quiet Desperation3 February 2014 at 23:34

    (Shrug) I liked magical mystery cure.

    It's Hasbro's toys. They can do what they want with it. That's business in the real world, kiddo. Tighten up those big boy pants and deal with it. You don't like it, go watch something else. With luck they'll bring back Tron Uprising.

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    1. You mean that shitty CGI Cartoon Adaption of that shitty Tron remake?

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    2. I was wondering how long would horse-news go before actual shitposters showed up in the comments

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  16. If true, I fucking give up on this show (ride never ending etc etc).
    It would make no fucking sense.
    It worked for Twilight because it was part of her thematic arc, but it wouldn't work at all for the others, their goals don't include being royalty. Their goals that were attainable and down to earth, that made them all relatable in the first place. It would homogenize them all and ruin the show.

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  17. What? No followup on that image, from the same damn thread you yanked thus bullshit article out of, that outright verified every bit of this shit as a retarded ruse? You're just going to leave this article spinning drama everyone knows is false to keep the doomsayers happy in their weird little world? Well done horse news. You've pandered to the lowest common denominator of /mlp/ and lost quite a bit of credibility with people on /mlp/, and that's just for posting this idiotic article and others like it.

    I'd be all for some more of your onion-esque articles where you presented this as an obvious parody to joke at anyone who would follow it. But that's not what you seem to be doing. Fuck you guys. You had something and everyone loved it but now you're throwing it away because you've run out of ideas or something, way to go.

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    1. Dude, get the dick out of your ass. They had an off day, shit. You still read EQD? Those dumbfucks are a LOT worse than this.

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    2. >Implying the drama isn't what makes this place glorious

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    3. Well you're about dumber than a sack of ratty diapers aren't you fucknut?
      The only thing about this article that is fake is the ending, where the author mimics the asinine freakout tendancies of your so-called "lowest common denominator" of /mlp/. The parody here is OF those people you half-wit. You'll note the sudden shift of writing tone and sources, when he goes from "this is a rumor, and here's where it comes from" to ALL CAPS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL HOLY SHIT END OF THE WORLD mode.

      And where the hell did you get the idea that horse-news was ever trying to be "credible"?
      The entire fucking point is that half the time it's real news, half the time it's pure bullshit.
      The fact you can't tell the difference between them IS the satire. When your reality is just as non-credible as fiction, you need to reevaluate your reality. If you want "credibility" go read EFN or EQD or DHN or PVL or any of the other DOZENS of Pony-Media sites.

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    4. Nah we just did it for shits and giggles. But ya, I was making fun of the people who freak out over everything without fact checking, which A LOT of people did. Or I was seeing if some whiny bitch was WAAAH YOU GUYS ARE SHIT NOW WAAAH.

      Social experiments are magic.

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  18. Suddenly, a new villain pony "Deus Ex" appears and nerfs everyone and everything back to dun-dun-dun LUNA SEASON 1 STATUS! *gasp*

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  19. If this is true, then my idea for the series finale may come to be.

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  20. "Being autistic" -_- Seriously? It REALLY annoys me when people use autism as a f*cking INSULT. Like, what?

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