Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. Make sure you are seated in the full, upright position with your safety belt firmly fastened. Take a moment to observe the "No Smoking" light. Oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling momentarily. Please ensure your own oxygen mask is in place before assisting others with theirs.
Upon impact, please exit in a calm and timely fashion using one of the designated exit doors. If you are seated in an exit row, please assist fellow passengers in exiting. Seat cushions may be used as a flotation device in the event of a water landing.
Now that we are all educated on proper emergency procedure, please take a moment to observe the following news:
Equestria Girls 2 confirmed for movie.
"Oh, really? I'm sure you have credible evidence."
Okay. There it is. Equestria Girls 2 is officially happening. Maybe it won't be so---
DISREGARD THE PART ABOUT EXITING IN A CALM AND TIMELY FASHION! EVERYBODY PANIC! IT'S HAPPENING!
|IT'S TOO LATE|
|YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER|
But, since we're technically some form of "news" outlet, let's take a quick look at what we know about it so far. From what we have gathered, the general plot involves human Twilight and friends forming a rock band in order to win a "battle of the bands" competition to save Equestria. What we don't know is what the supposedly reformed Sunset Shimmer's role will be, who the new villain will be, or why the fuck Vinyl Scratch is on the cover of the book.
UPON EXITING, TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE STRANDED WITH NOTHING BUT A SEAT CUSHION AND OXYGEN MASK. HELP WILL NOT BE ARRIVING AT ANY POINT IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. WE ARE ALREADY FAR BEYOND THAT POINT.