Last Fall, Associate Director of PonyvilleLive and PR for BABScon "WeAreBorg", proposed to his girlfriend in front of the crowd during the VIP Q&A panel of Nightmare Nights Dallas.
The proposal happens at 1:19:16
With only several months to go before the bachelor party, it was unclear if everything would be able to be booked in time, needing to coordinate everything from
hookers to strippers entertainers and still making sure the groom has a good time. Luckily a long google search Found the perfect service, even located right in Texas! You can tell based on their very professional layout that they are up to the task. PonyParties.us has it all, a petting zoo...
Barney and Friends (just like Scruffy said!)
And even a "REAL MY LITTLE PONY"
Well what would you DO with a real My Little Pony at a party PonyParties.us?
|There is no part of this that I need to emphasize for effect. It ALL works.|
Thats how you know these guys are pros, they make sure to talk in code. Man, helmets are required? 3 ponies at a time? Hand washing station provided? Wow this must be a pretty
kinky entertaining party. Can't wait to throw down some cash to rent the man a couple of-
Well I guess we could put a cowboy hat on him and call him Braeburn. Nothing wrong with some colt-cuddling fun before the big day.
Close enough! Say, how much is this going to cost?
|I'm telling you, pros.|
|Urban Dictionary Definitons of Petting and Feeding|
Those quotation marks are rather...ominous actually.
And what the fuck do THOSE quotes mean? But more importantly, what is the "United States Equestrian Federation"? How do we join? Are there meetings, or is it more of an anonymous "3 knocks then 2 knocks" sort of organization?
|We aren't sure what all this equipment is used for, but we do hope it is leather.|
But we're getting sidetracked here, we probably shouldn't be asking so many questions. We're just glad to have the proper brony-approved party outlet. To our friend
until he reads this and groom-to-be WeAreBorg, don't worry you're going to have a great time.
And even if you don't...WE will.