Vinyl is ded. No. by

DJ PON3, Vinyl Scratch. Jesus Hasbro, work with us here.
Today, hundreds of Horsefuckers cried hysterically when they found out that Hasbro has yet again killed a head cannon. Oh Vinyl Scratch? Forget that, let's go with something more autistic, something that goes along with such a great new toy line like Rainbow Cocksuckers Rocks. I know! We should call her...


Adagio Dazzle. Let that sink in. Adagio. Dazzle. Yes, this awful news was brought to our attention through a post for Hasbro's lineup in Toy Fair 2014.



And Jim the Ponyguy will become an hero in 3...2...1.........


We here at Horse-News are saddened by the recent loss of staff member Jim, who committed suicide through autoerotic asphyxiation. Thanks to a carefully placed note, we we have determined he couldn't handle the amount of bullying and life changing moments put on his waifu by Hasbro. He goes on to say that in those 13 seconds he was so depressed and horny he just had to do something.


If you would like to donate,  please click here to help out the Jim Memorial Shekel Drive, powered by Horse-News. Any amount helps, and we appreciate your help aid him and prevent Vinyl Scratch from getting a new retarded name. DELETED DUE TO CAPPER


Disregard that, it's a no-no subject. But ya, Adagio Dazzle is here to stay folks. Soon Derpy might actually have a name, so hey! That's something.


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Comments (16)

  1. God damn it capper, that was funny. Stop being a faggot.

    I don't really care about the name change. If it was "Vinyl Scratch", people would bitch about panda rings.

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  2. Shh. We don't talk about the passing of Jim.

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    1. Who the fuck is Jim?

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    2. Omfg, Jim Sterling is DEAD?! D:
      ...i thought that was just his integrity.

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  3. I had an entire speech written to remember such a good friend but NO, capper just shoved his thumb up his ass and said "Lol, nofgt"

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  4. Agadio Vajazzle.

    That's all I had to say.

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  5. No
    this cant be true

    i-its a different character

    th-they... they said she would have a role in the show

    EQG isnt the show?

    is it?

    I though Vinyl was Cannon?

    noooo

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  6. This doesn't fit. They either dun goofed or somehow it's actually Octavia they're referring to.
    Adagio is A) a term used in classical music, and B) is a term that refers to a slower tempo, much lower energy than should be used to describe the infamous ravepone.

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    1. Yeah. I'm betting that whoever this is, is probably going to be the villain in EQG 2: The Search for More Jew Juice.

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  7. There's no way it's Vinyl, since she HAS an official Hasbro name. Hasbro released a brushable toy of her, and a ComiCon exclusive of her, using the DJ-Pon3 name.

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    1. They could've changed it due to copyrighting issues, or since she's not a pony there. Never put anything past Hasbro, no matter how retarded.

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  8. On the one hand the new name sucks and rainbow rocks is hollow empty jewgarbage.
    On the other hand I never liked Vinyl Scratch or the people that liked her or that awful obnoxious VA they always use for her in videos.

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  9. I strongly waifufag her for 1 year for this bullshit? Honestly though It won't change a thing for me. It would hurt, but I don't feel much anymore. And anticipate a small outcry of butthurt faggots, that will be entertaining.

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    1. >waifufag her 1 year

      u pleb zigga

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