Adagio Dazzle. Let that sink in. Adagio. Dazzle. Yes, this awful news was brought to our attention through a post for Hasbro's lineup in Toy Fair 2014.
And Jim the Ponyguy will become an hero in 3...2...1.........
We here at Horse-News are saddened by the recent loss of staff member Jim, who committed suicide through autoerotic asphyxiation. Thanks to a carefully placed note, we we have determined he couldn't handle the amount of bullying and life changing moments put on his waifu by Hasbro. He goes on to say that in those 13 seconds he was so depressed and horny he just had to do something.
If you would like to donate, please click here to help out the Jim Memorial Shekel Drive, powered by Horse-News. Any amount helps, and we appreciate your help aid him and prevent Vinyl Scratch from getting a new retarded name. DELETED DUE TO CAPPER
Disregard that, it's a no-no subject. But ya, Adagio Dazzle is here to stay folks. Soon Derpy might actually have a name, so hey! That's something.
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