Twilight Sparkle: A Filthy, Kolechian Spy? by Best Horse
Princess Celestia sent out newly-appointed Pony Ambassador, Princess Twilight Sparkle, to Arstotzka last week in an attempt to reach out to the nation. However, upon facing Arstotzka's infamous border and immigration control, the purple (and smart) pony gets detained.
"First job as Equestria's Ambassador and I get this?" Magic Horn complained to reporters on Sunday after being released by Arstotzka customs. "Seriously. Suddenly, you grow a pair [of wings] and everypony hates you. Fuck this, I'm done."
Record logs of what transpired between the border control officer and Twilight Sparkle can be found below.
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