|I see no reason why we can't stop here.|
As of the time of typing this, the best video for the episode is apparently here.
The episode starts in the Twilibrary (a name I came up with just now, donut steel) with Spike fetching the mail like a good dog. Twilight shuffles through her subscription to Boring Old Shit Weekly in search of a letter she seems to be expecting. Finding it, she celebrates in the most dignified manner - By throwing Spike around like a goddamn ragdoll.
|To report dragon abuse in your neighbourhood, please call 18-77 ULUV1T|
|That's right, fuck off you two-bit waste of animation THIEF.|
Cadence arrives in the said train (with picture above making a very unwelcome appearance), and the two of them leave to go to Twilight's planned activity - A Starswirl the Bearded exhibit. Man, fuck the rest of the episode, I wanted to see that. But we never get to see, because after they leave, something crashes into the tree behind the remaining four - Applejack, Dash, Rarity and Ponka - to make the episode more interesting. The only reason you wouldn't know who it is would be if you didn't look at the image at the top. You idiot.
|Get my Zebra lynchin' rope.|
|Listen here Discord, you fat oaf! I'm not a fucking wizard!|
After a bit of research, Discord reveals that there IS in fact a cure. Why didn't he mention it earlier? Because the plot demanded it, stupid. The cure apparently consists of a potion brewed from the petals of a flower only found on the outskirts of Equestria. But no, he can't get them there. They have to tow his fat ass all the way to the borders of the country. When they arrive, they find the size of the flower to be a wee bit bigger than first thought... It's the size of a fucking tree. Between the two of them, they yank it out of the ground with magic but HOLY SHIT apparently that flower was the home of a new beastie called a Tatzlwurm.
|Actual script: Black tongue tentacle reaches up and grabs Twilight|
Tentacle slowly pulls twilight towards creature's mouth
|Ten bucks says this is the new Twilight Scepter.|
The episode ends with Discord in a little sterile bubble, the mane six gathered around happily telling him that he deserved what he got.
Another week, another episode. It wasn't the episode we probably hoped it would be, what with Discord being "reformed", but anyone with half a mind had to have enjoyed listening to De Lancie's velvet voice caressing their ears... Sifting in and out like Egyptian cotton... Silken ear-mufflers... Now I ain't gay, but you don't have to be with De Lancie. Look at me. Look at me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't. Look at him and tell me you wouldn't. Wouldn't you? Really, wouldn't you?
|[careless whisper in the background]|
- Grumpy Old Fart