/mlp/roducts Online Store Opens for Business; Please Come Inside! by

Dat >rape hat
After years of scrounging up enough ebin maymays and winning enough virtual soccer, /mlp/ finally succumbs to being a money-making scheme.

Hype is in full force for /mlp/ in these dawning days of 2014, as Bookfag, the man behind the organization of the board's infamous "Daring Do" and "Tracy Cage" books, has created an online web shop centered around pony merch of the 4chan flavor. These items are truly exclusive, but other /mlp/ prints, buttons, and "Brony Swag" will be at the /mlp/ merch booth in BABSCon. With (as of now) all proceeds going to charity and even more designs and merch variety coming up (can you say LiveSmutAnon Twilight print?) there's literally no reason for you not to throw all your shekels at Book Goyim. You can find the /mlp/roducts store here.

Comments (25)

  1. Scarves? I wanted to get in on one of those bad boys.

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    1. I'm sorry but scarfs are by an outside provider otherwise unrelated to us.

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  2. Wut. Oh god I swear if I ever see someone wearing a >rape hat I will die laughing. I don't think I would be able to recover after that.

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  3. Who the hell would wear these in public?

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    1. Eh, The Ride Never Ends shirt is fairly ambiguous. I'd wear it if I had it.

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  4. inb4 pinkie pony bitches because of >rape

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  5. If any of you are autistic enough to wear this I will love you forever, come to your house in the middle of the night, and hug you

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  6. I don't know. Isn't this sinking to the level of being a jew just like moot? Have we forgotten that rules 1 and 2 are there for a goddamn reason?

    On that note......RULES 1 AND 2, FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!

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    1. Remind me again, what's rules 1 and 2?

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    2. Ugh.....fucking newfag...... First rule of the internet: You do not talk about 4chan.

      Second rule of the internet: You DO NOT talk about 4chan.

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    3. le ebig fightclub may may XDDDDDDDDDDD

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    4. It's not a may may, asshole. Rules 1 and 2 are there for a reason.

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    5. >m-muh sekrit klub

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    6. Nothing to do with a "sekrit klub" as you put it. It's to prevent stupid people from acting like mother fucking Jews. We don't need meme shirts or other shit from /b/ or /mlp/ being put out at fucking Hot Topic or FYE or any other place like that. Hot Topic ruins things for everyone; it's where pop culture goes to die. Another example of why you should NEVER break rules 1 and 2, is because you also get bullshit like Tosh.0. Now do you understand, fuckface? Stop being a fucking Jew.

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    7. The products don't even have /mlp/ or 4chan on them. Don't get your panties in a knot.

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    8. Who are you quoting?

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    9. AUTISM FIGHT!

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    10. It is very important to remember that the internet is serious fucking business and that these rules must be obeyed. If they are not obeyed 4chan might be shut down and the internet superheroes who use it will have nowhere to say nice things to anonymous people.

      Rules 1 & 2 apply everywhere. DON'T FUCKING FORGET IT. This means no /b/ or /mlp/ T-shirts, no /b/ or /mlp/ posters, no /b/ or /mlp/ tattoos; nothing that promotes or advertises /b/ or /mlp/. Promoting or advertising 4chan is something a bit different, but considering faggots usually walk up to you and ask "lolwats 4chon?!?!?!?!" it's probably not a good idea to talk about 4chan either.

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    11. >This is what le lejun Anons actually believe.

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    12. ^
      Also, to the butthurt Anon @ 22:22 & 22:49, check out rule 20, since there are more than 2 rules

      @01:04 anon, yea

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  7. I dunno about Babscon policy, but you realize you'll only be able to sell like half of things at Grand Brony Gala, right?

    Personally I wouldn't mind a "Brad stole mah waifu" shirt with a vector of pony Brad and his shit eating grin.

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    1. "These items are truly exclusive, but other /mlp/ prints, buttons, and "Brony Swag" will be at the /mlp/ merch booth in BABSCon."
      >but OTHER
      None of this stuff is going to be at the BABScon booth

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  8. Is there anybody else who would rather buy a "Mr.Pones Wild Ride" shirt with just the image, not the text, to reduce the maymay factor?

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    1. Well now you can http://mlproducts.spreadshirt.com/2spooky4u-mr-pones-male-shirt-A14384382

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  9. Love how the Warhammer 40k shirt is 3x and 4x only. Hahahaha...

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