Tuesday, 26 May 2015

Sunday, 24 May 2015

Equestria Daily: The Game


Have you ever wanted to experience the exciting experiences of a pony news writer but not want to commit to the pathetic existence it requires? Well look no further, from MarshmallowSupernova comes the brand new EQD simulator. Complete with waifus, fans, crippling alcoholism, and even a superior rival site named Horse News.

Friday, 22 May 2015

Interview: Rebecca Shoichet at babscon!

Sunset Shimmer's biggest fan got the chance to interview Rebecca Shoichet...again.


Over $100 of merch was used for the making of this photo

We at Horse News immediately regretted that choice of interviewer. But, it still happened and the recorded spaghetti derby is after the break! 

Walmart Hates Horses, And Probably You Too

"Who would ever want to fuck something with hooves?" -Some Pleb Walmart Customer
Yesterday in a steamy rage Walmart took down the domain 'www.walmart.horse' out of sheer hatred for our favorite kind of ass majestic creature. More on this after the break.

Thursday, 21 May 2015

Discovery Family losing viewers - C&D's CinemaQuestria



By now, most everyone has heard the news that CinemaQuestria, a Saturday-morning Streaming Staple, has been suddenly slapped with a cease and desist, spotlighting a sad state of affairs for the show. CinemaQuestria is just one of many private streamers of the episodes on Saturday mornings, and potentially just the first to be struck with the banhammer.
This has of course led to speculation over the biggest question: "Why?"
Why would Hasbro and Discovery Family do this now, after all this time, and from a business aspect why is it even a bad thing?
A few anons have noted a fact that has gone overlooked this season; a shocking trend that we wouldn't have expected. 

Discovery Family is hemorrhaging viewers. 

Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Leak confirmed - All episode titles for MLP Season 5


1 month ago, an anon came to /mlp/ with a list of, what he claimed, to be all the episode titles for the entirety of season 5. At that time, we only knew the names up to Episode 8, and so the rest of the list was held in speculation until more proof was provided. 

Today we got that proof, as Zap2It released the previously unknown titles for episodes 9, 10, and 11, which sure enough match the leaker's titles exactly. We can now call this leak legitimate, and engage the speculatron.

Brony Musician Cyrricky Resurrected as DMCA-Slinging Shark Girl

In this waking life, there are three things you can count on: death, taxes, and Brony musicians being complete shitheads.

This week, we've had our fair share of dickery, and it all starts with Cyrricky.

In every way except physical, I am a shark.