Equestria Girls "Workout Routine" - Get off your ass and do the Dragon Mating Dance / Territory Marker by

Remember when we posted about the tidal wave of Kid's channel lewd garbage that had flooded every conceivable tag on Youtube? Well as a result of those channels, we now see more of it than we had ever wanted to. Most of it is the same sort of garbage, but THIS is different.

Here, we have a "Scientific 7 Minute Workout Video with Twilight Sparkle. It features 12 exercises deploying only body weight, a wall and a chair." The routine, is actually pretty solid....
...but the names are amazing.

Bronycon 2017 - The Interviews [1 of 3]. by

Bronycon 2017 interviews featuring Vincent Tong, Kyle Rideout, and Kelly Sheridan. This, like last year, was done as a press conference, with many people from various outlets having essentially a mini-panel Q/A style.

New MLP Toys Coming September - Capper's full name revealed. by

As if the Horse-News founder Capper General couldn't, by pure coincidence, feel more like an unintentional furry now, we've got some news on the upcoming MLP Movie.

PONIES The Anthology VI is out by

Here we go
Part 6 of the Anthologies series
Lets go

I think I'm having a fever dream - Kids Youtube flooded with Pony Fetish videos by

Full Disclosure; I've been pretty out of whack for about 2 weeks due to constant jet-lag and fear of nuclear annihilation. Then THIS shit appears on my Youtube suggestions. I had to check my address bar like...4 times to make sure I was still on Youtube, and hadn't tabbed over to Derpibooru by mistake.

I'm pretty sure this is part of that trend of Kids "Toy Channels" that seeks to turn childhood access to highspeed Internet into sweet sweet ad revenue, but then again, this could also just be the latest in shitty brony animation.

Lauren Does Dallas - Faust coming to Nightmare Nights by

They saved the best for last.
Lauren "Mama" Faust is coming to Nightmare Nights Dallas.
That means Lauren and Larson will be in the same place at the same time.
If there was ever a time to visit Texas, it's now.

Man makes Terrorist threats against My Little Pony Movie premier by

Note: The Original video has been removed from Youtube, likely due to its content. Seen here is a version that has been reuploaded to a Google Drive.
Claiming to be an Army Veteran and "Devout protestant Christian", Youtube user Joby Dimms posted a video ranting against the MLP Movie and promoting actually killing any Bronies in the theaters.

The user has a history of Psychotic anti-brony ramblings, with such Youtube titles as "Bronies need to be handed to ISIS" , "RE: Jenny Nicholson's Brony Hypocrisy" and so on. He posted a video in which he wields a kitchen knife claiming that he will possibly be performing criminal acts and killing Bronies himself on Opening Day.

Typically, we would ignore this as a publicity stunt or lame trolling attempt, which it very well could be. However; in recent months and years we've seen real violent attacks carried out by obsessed Internet users (Like the recent Supermarket killing) and so such threats must be treated seriously, especially given the possible danger to families in attendance.

Polish MLP Movie Page shares Clop to promote upcoming film, tricks fans into sharing porn by

A Polish-based MLP Movie Promotion Facebook page has recently garnered a considerable amount of attention, with their share of a very unique movie poster. The poster, which originally comes from a NSFW pony tumblr features seapony versions of Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash...who seems intrigued by an exclamation-point shaped opening on Fluttershy's lower abdomen.


That's a Vagina.

Korean McDonalds Pony Toy Art Matches "Bedroom Eyes" Fan Vector by

Left: McDonalds Pony Book Art
Right: Flipped vector from SlyFoxCl

So here in South Korea, McDonalds has had My Little Pony toys for the last few weeks. I didn't really pay any attention to this, unaware that this wasn't a global thing. I also have been trying to be less Amerifat here and haven't eaten any McDonalds in a while, but decided to go try and get one of the toys before they were all gone.

The only character that they had left was Alicorn Princess Twilight, who comes with a small diary that you open using the figure as a key.

The cover of the diary, seemed....oddly familiar. A facial expression that I never recall seeing in the show itself, but many times in a Youtube video from years ago...

William Shatner visits /mlp/ by

If a tree falls in a forest Captain Kirk posted on 4chan, and no one was around to troll him, does it even count?

Back in 2013, the board would have eaten itself alive, knowing that someone like William Shatner was lurking among them. Today, we got a real sense of just how slow things have gotten, as few anons were even around to take notice.

Nonetheless, Shatner himself publicly waded into the clop forest willingly and stayed there for a while.