Thursday, 27 November 2014

MLP Balloon OUT of parade due to "Mysterious Hole"

This just in from our Thanksgiving Day Coverage: the long-awaited My Little Pony float will NOT be appearing in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade due to a "Mysterious Hole" in it. Speculaton swirls that this is likely a brony's fault.

Wednesday, 26 November 2014

6 Wishes/Predictions for the Twilight Sparkle Show

You know what isn't on the list? Whatever the fuck this is.
 Seasons greetings bronies and horse fuckers alike! As the longest hiatus yet continues onward into the holiday season you may be one fedora tip away from questioning your purpose in life. While I can't help you with that I can at least distract you from the fact that you and everyone you love will eventually die by posting my personal wishlist and predictions for season 5 of My Little Pony.

The list ranges from possible to "holy shit why am I reading this," so without further ado let's dive in!

Boycott Commerce but Buy Our Comics

The past few days have been tense for many, as the aftermath of the Ferguson decision continues to build. Pony fans have not been immune to the shitstorm of the politically charged issue. Brought into the fray this evening, is infamous IDW comic writer for the MLP series Ted Anderson, who has become more active on tumblr in the recent days, with some controversial posts on the issue.

Tumblr users call for violence in response to accusations of violence - Irony lost forever with #ferguson comic

Yesterday, fandom-artist and satirist Catfood McFly posted a comic to the notorious social-commentary blog "Ask Fury Belle". The tumblr response to the comic was so predictable that it's almost sickening, as they have proven once and for all that irony is a concept they will never comprehend.

Mike Brown Zebra found on Twitter

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Convention News Dump - EFNW, BABScon announcements

So over the weekend I've been gone and the rest of HN couldn't be arsed to care, but we have 2 pieces of convention news I guess. BABScon announced Brian and Brynna Drummond as future guests, and EFNW announced an Art contest. Also the BABScon panel/table/musician registration deadline is tomorrow. So get on that.

Second-best kind of pasta below.

Monday, 24 November 2014

"No Banishment" decision incites Zebra Riot

Breaking News: A mob of angry zebra protesters have broken into riot outside the crystal castle playset tonight following the announcement that Discord will not be banished for his violent actions last season. A grand jury of 9 ponies and 3 zebras decided to not banish the draconequus after months of heated deliberations.

"What it's like to date a horse" - A tell-all interview

Last week, an article appeared on called "What it's like to date a horse", which, as it turns out, is EXACTLY what it sounds like. The article explains, IN DETAIL, the ins and outs of being a Canadian Horse Fucker. We've decided to compare notes and bring you some of the most important information below.

Apple Jack was a military hero

An image of mysterious origins has been making the rounds on the interwebs, featuring a grave marker that bears the name "Apple Jack". We have tracked down the origin of this tombstone, and it appears that it actually belonged to a veteran of the US Army. And that veteran...was a horse.

Saturday, 22 November 2014

Scootaloo confirmed for Fluttershy's sister

"It's totally proof!" cried local brony Leslie Grey, 24 of Spotswood New Jersey. "Finally, Hasbro read my fanfic and is making it canon!" The baffling jubilation comes on the heels of the release of this image, showing each of the Cutie Mark Crusaders bearing a new detail - an actual cutie mark. Grey, took this as all the evidence he needs.