[Preview] First Two Minutes of Season 6 Released by Rhe7oric

Get hype, for we finally have a preview of Season 6, a whopping two minutes worth. Get the popcorn ready, and buckle in for the continuation of this crazy ride of pony we started back in 2010!

2 names I care about and some other people going to a place I can't go this year cuz reasons by Capper General

Sigh...

Does kinda suck seeing those names and knowing I won't be able to party with all yall this time around. Wait, why is Chelis on there? Shouldn't it be someone more relevant to pony, like Crocodile Dundee or some shit?

Oh, there's a petition for that?

Yeah let's get that signed....

As for the impending "where's the real news?" posts:
We're currently investigating a mysterious youtube account that is "marking" brony profiles with cryptic coded messages, yet another rumored return of Ghost to True Capitalist Radio, and answering the question that has plagued scientists for years: "what happens if you let go of the carpet when the room is spinning?"

Also I'll be bringing you pictures of the Tokyo Anime convention this weekend.

The 1 question about the robotic pony project by Liki Weaks

Everyone was thinking it.

MLP facebook teaser unlikely to reach share goal anytime soon - unless you get off your ass. by Capper General

12 hours ago - that's half a day in human years - the MLP facebook page put up a new teaser video for next week's Season 6 premier, featuring a few incredibly brief glimpses of the upcoming episodes. While this in itself is nothing out of the ordinary, the underwhelming response to its release surely is.
The video, which was promptly promoted by the fervent hordes of Equestria Daily, came with a familiar incentive; "If this video reaches 6,000 shares, you’ll unlock an EXCLUSIVE 2-minute clip from the season premiere!"

This sort of thing has in the past been met with a swift flurry of shares in a race to receive the next clip, something that...doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon.

Guardians of Harmony Animation Announced? by Itsthinking

March is turning out to be the inverse of our typical Drama Februaries. After getting the release date of S6 moved up over a month, now we have news on a potential series or film for the "gender neutral" Guardians of Harmony toyline.

"Brony" actors needed in Chicago as extras in upcoming Bateman / Annison film "Office Christmas Party" by Capper General

You read that right. 4 Star Casting is looking for extras to play the roles of Bronies as well as Hello Kitty and Japanese street fashion, in the upcoming Chicago shoot of "Office Christmas Party" starring Jason Bateman and Jennifer Annison.

HERE WE GO

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Horse News Reviews: Friendship is Magic #40 by Itsthinking

As I'm sure some of our long time readers can guess, we here at Horse News have quite the history with the licensed IDW comics. From Ted Anderson to Jeremy Whitley to Andy Price, we've had more than our fair share of run-ins. However, if only to torture ourselves, some of our reporters still read the comics. With the hiatus shorter than ever, their destraction purpose is less relevant but they can always bring some laughs. With that being said, issue #40, which attempts to tell the story of how Twilight and Spike met, is worth a look for criticism's sake. Read a Horse News review below.

TheLostNarrator in recovery after "BASKETBALL" sized ovarian cyst removed - Album for medical costs released by Capper General

For those of you who don't know, a member of the MLP fan community who goes by the name "TheLostNarrator" recently underwent some intense surgery. According to her and her friend Magpiepony, she had an "ovarian cyst of an alarming size" removed from her body. How big is "alarming"?

"They said it was the size of a basketball, and it was ten liters."

...10 liters....What a trooper.

Fortunately she appears to be doing well, though her medical expenses are going to be extensive. In an effort to assist her, a group of pony musicians are releasing an album for sale, with a  $1500 portion going to pay her remaining bills and upon her request the rest of the money will go to the Jed Foundation.

The album is available now on this bandcamp page: https://ataraxiamusician.bandcamp.com/ 

Farewell MA and LA by Capper General

See you space cowboy

Anyone else jumping on the last train out of here?

Art Person at Horse Place at Warm Time by Capper General

Probably still got more clicks than telling you what the news was in the link. Didn't come from the link? Looking at this from the homepage? Still don't know what the hell is going on? Guess what? I'm going to make you click the MORE link!

TAKE THAT.