Thursday, 31 July 2014

Missing Person - have you seen this man?

This image was sent to us via twitter. Supposedly a man named Zachary Olson of Towanda NY went missing on his way to Bronycon. Have you seen this man?

M.A. Larson defects from United States

"We should have seen it coming" US Bureau Chief of  Brony Affairs Shawn Scrotease said in a press conference this afternoon. "All the signs were there and we missed them." The chief was referring to criminal mastermind Mitch "Coronate a Bitch" Larson's recent defection from the United States to Germany. "His love of beer, his body hair, his sausage... how were we so blind?"

Emergency State of the Fandom Address

its fucked

Off to Bronycon

Wednesday, 30 July 2014

Scandal! Sethisto Divorces Trixie as his Waifu

The unthinkable has finally happened. Sethisto, world-renowned Trixiefag has as-of tonight, divorced his waifu. At approximately 7pm EST, the head of Equestria Daily, who has been faithful to blue bitch horse The Great and Powerful Trixie, announced that he was done with her. Is there a new pony in the insomniac's life?

New BUCK promo video

So there's a new BUCK promo video while you horse-fuckers are in Baltimore. Enjoy!
Definitely not stealing from Mirrors Edge.


Tidbits: BronyCon, Sexual Animals, Alcohol, Sobriety, and Religious Experiences.

Tidbits: Pre-Bronycon Edition
We've got sexiness, spaghetti,  and stupidity, everything the Summer needs.
Lets get to it.

Seeds of Kindness 4 Charity Album: Shine Together

Before the MLP newsiverse gets bogged down in Bronycon/Galacon shit, we have a few bits of news to get out. Firstly, we've received a press release regarding Bronies For Good's latest charity effort. "Seeds of Kindness 4: The Shine Together Charity Album"
They're looking for musicians for their 5th album installment.
Do you want to give Rainbow Dash your seed help Seeds of Kindness?
You can check out the press release below.

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

BronyCon declared an official Furry Convention

Tell em' Clint
As if the binge drinking, infamous nature of "unique" fans, and color coded autism badges weren't bad enough, you can now chalk up another disturbing fact for the good people at BronyCon. It seems the event is now officially recognized as a premiere Furry Convention. Somehow the fandom has found an even deeper hole to dig itself in and it's getting pretty dark down here.

Monday, 28 July 2014

Hasbro planning to release a special edition PS2 with M&M's

Yes, you heard right, this morning an anonymous source sent us this picture, after analyzing it we belive that it's completely legit, and that hasbro is really working on a PS2 special edition.