Monday, 22 December 2014

BlackGryph0n duct tapes, gags Michelle Creber. World officially creeped out.

Photo: Pony Phuckcast
"Do Not Open Til Christmas" a gagged Michelle Creber, age 15 mumbled under her black duct tape mouth cover. Or at least that's what she think she said. She might have been crying for help, or cussing at us, we have no idea, because she was gagged. With duct tape. On twitter.

In a move that has been described as "totally fucked up" by nearly everyone who has seen it, the 15 year old actress and her totally, 100% platonic 24 year old male friend posted the above image to twitter, with a caption that reads only "silent night.....".

Sunday, 21 December 2014

If you book it, they will come

So apparently the loss of DeLancie hasn't deterred BABScon at all. PR sent us another notice, that they've picked up Danny Ingram and Steffan Andrews on the guest roster for April. You can find all the details below.

Saturday, 20 December 2014

John DeLancie cancels BABScon appearance, BABScon announces "The Voice: Equestria Season 2"

 John DeLancie is going to be late to BABScon. 

About...a year late. 

Turns out the intergalactic thespian has some business to attend to in April and can't make it after all. We can think of one fan of red-haired Disney heroines who will be deeply disappointed at this turn of events. But it's not ALL bad news apparently, BABScon has also announced the return of "The Voice: Equestria", a voice-acting contest with Tara Strong (Who WILL be at the convention). More copypasta details below  

Friday, 19 December 2014

Abraham Lincoln is a unicorn - Stephen Colbert Signs off for good

As many have heard, The Colbert Report was added to the list of "things we lost in 2014", alongside Robin Williams, The Treebrary, The Hub Network, Princess Molestia, and that one website we used to talk about. Before the show said goodbye after nearly a decade on the air, Colbert gave us one last surprise, by confirming that Abraham Lincoln was in fact a unicorn.

SJWs have a Wiki, and Bronies have a page

It was a post that brought some bronies to tears. Not out of sorrow of course, but out of intense laughter. Dropped off to us in the Horse News tip jar, was a link to a site called "", which is the Social Justice Warrior's equivalent to Encyclopedia Dramatica. That's right, SJW's have a Wiki, and Bronies get their own page. 

Let's take a look at what the braintrust has to say.

Thursday, 18 December 2014

"I want a pony semen jar for Christmas" - A holiday song

The gents over at ToplessRobot sent us some holiday cheer today, in the form of a cum-filled Christmas carol.  That's right folks, the Pony Cum Jar has a soundtrack now.

Hanukkah Horror - Jew found drawn and quartered by ponies

"Oy Vey, what a mess," proclaimed law enforcement officials at the scene of a gruesome murder earlier this afternoon. Photos of what could only be described as a Hate (and penetrate) Crime, began appearing on social media, identifying the murderers of "Mensch on the Bench" as being none other than the stars of My Little Pony themselves.

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

Anonymous made villains of latest IDW comic, and it doesn't even make sense

At the outset, few were expecting much from the least-liked writer on the IDW My Little Pony team Ted Anderson, with his latest release of the Equestria Girls Holiday Special. But, after months of an ongoing feud with fans over his inflammatory actions, readers were in for a surprise. The comic made even less sense than we could have expected, and Ted decided to make "Anonymous" the villians.

MLP Fanfic Author throws self under oncoming train following negative fanfic comments (UPDATES)

On May 24th of 2014, Adam Smith, 19 of Atherton in the UK, committed suicide by throwing himself under the wheels of an oncoming passenger train. Only now, nearly 7 months later are details of the incident coming to light, and authorities are attributing negative comments on his My Little Pony Fanfiction as a factor. 

Adam was known by his tumblr handle "Galaxy Star" as well as his accompanying Youtube channel, where he left the above message.

Monday, 15 December 2014

New teaser for Rainbow Cunt

Next in the series of teaser trailers for the sexy and kick ass season five, Hasbro released the new Rainbow Dash teaser several hours ago. Also they tried to sell us some sweet alternative transport, but we all just use the Horse News sex van.